Emergency Toilet Roll

How many times can you re-use a square of toilet paper? Not enough. So in times of crisis, just break open your Emergency Toilet Roll, then sit back and relax.
 
No-one enjoys being caught short and no-one enjoys having to do the bathroom walk of shame. But there is no need to risk this kind of humiliating degradation, instead, install one of these Emergency Toilet Rolls in your bathroom. Hang your Emergency Toilet Roll in a convenient access point, within arms reach of your toilet seat and break open the window in case of emergency.